1. madararisa:

    aph-peter-kirkland:

    So I want to help calm people down and stuff, so here’s a bird appreciation post.

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    Look how colorful this one is

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    This one is so pretty

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    LOOK HOW BLUE THIS ONE IS

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    THIS ONE IS SO FAT

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    Emus are so weird I love them 

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    Kiwi birds are adorable 

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    IT’S FLUFFY

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    This one looks angry

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    Majestic as fuck

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    Just, BIRDS! 

    The lack of potoo made me sad, so here:

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  2. collegehumor:

    This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

    Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

  3. i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

i just choked on my tea

    i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

    madlori:

    I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

    i just choked on my tea

  4. pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

    pulpdrinker:

    i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

  5. neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

    neodad:

    you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

  6. notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

    notexactlyhim:

    I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

  7. urbancatfitters:

    slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

    urbancatfitters:

    everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

    What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

    screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

  8. forestlover:

    keyholeslumber:

    modestinferno:

    circumlocute:

    Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

    1. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
    2. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
    3. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

    That’s your opinion.

    there’s nothing romantic about a pedophile rapist, the senseless murder-suicide of teenagers because families can’t get their shit together or the hypocrisy of the roaring 20s

    FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

  9. onlyblackgirl:

bigmacqueen:

Snoop is so reckless on IG lmao

LMAO

    onlyblackgirl:

    bigmacqueen:

    Snoop is so reckless on IG lmao

    LMAO

  10. moaninglisasmile:

well if that isn’t the greatest headline you’ve ever seen (story here)

    moaninglisasmile:

    well if that isn’t the greatest headline you’ve ever seen (story here)

  11. shockingblankets:

Inspired by this text post
Bonus Coulson:
  12. fuck-benedict:

    bellamy-at-221b:

    so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”

    this was the post that made me famous

    this was it

    this fucking post

    goodbye

  13. ihatecispeople:

    livlafluv9616:

    ihatecispeople:

    Please don’t be mean to freshmen. Please don’t be mean to younger kids for no reason. It’s already difficult enough going through the transition process of changing schools. They don’t need you to be an asshole to them for no reason on top of that.

    Once you’re a senior, you’ll feel different about this. Trust me.

    I am a senior. 
    And if you’re a senior you should ESPECIALLY not be harassing freshmen. you should know better.